Showtime. What are you going to do?

Are you going to go to work? Or stay in bed, chasing oblivion. Guess what?

We’re fresh out of oblivion.

The economy will do fine without you – but how long will you survive without the usual giant horn of frozen caramel latte and the five thousand other pieces of bullsh*t you have smushed together so you can point at it and croak, “That’s my… life?”

Now, now, all this drama and we’re not even out the door yet.

Find out how it could all have been different. Find out how to reclaim your life by becoming a lethal kickboxing, chess champion. Pioneer new trends in global lovemaking, join the elite band of trillionaire poets/ pastry chefs/ mountaineers. Just go LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

A brand-new show from BAFTA and Perrier Award-winning comedian and star of Black Books, Dylan Moran.

“Joyfully cynical” ★★★★★ Metro

“Perfect for the times” ★★★★★ The i

“Superb” ★★★★ The Guardian

“Trumping Shakespeare, he reduces life to four ages: ‘Child, failure, old and dead’. Faced with one-liners as killing as that, the world suddenly seems a better place” ★★★★ The Telegraph

Recommended age: 16+